Is wishing I had $250 right about now.
Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling and they’re falling like they’re falling in love with the ground. And the trees are naked and lonely. I keep trying to tell them new leaves will come around in the spring, but you can’t tell trees those things they’re like me they just stand there and don’t listen. I wish you were here.
Is wishing for something different.
Remember that day your mom came to visit and insisted on getting pedicures, and having your eye brows waxed. Ugh. I love her but she has got to realize I’m not comfortable.
Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently.
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Had I a nice camera you’d be able to enjoy the beautiful Canadian wilderness and my backside. One out of two ain’t bad
<3 i’m honored and humbled <3
also i’m so over red hair i can’t stand it, i need to womanifest the $$ for clearance black hair dye like, YESTERDAY